Thursday, August 11, 2005

Marah! Marah! Marah!


hahaha...sounds a bit like tora! tora! tora! right? The famous film about the invasion of pearl Harbour by the Japanese Army. Well that's exactly how I feel these days, stressed out, angry, frustrated, deprived, abandoned, cheated,...etc. By whom you may say? Well by our all time friendly neighbours, the Indonesians. Camon la wey, to put a reason of not having adequate manpower to monitor as you put it' forest fire' is absolutely horse shit lah! The main problem stems from an equally spread out all force corruption from the tip to the roots.

I guess Indonesians just love to procreate wildly and madly, thats why the invented the Jamu and susuk! Well alas thier tireless demenour has borne sweet fruit. Not only are they the most populated country in the world, they are also the most corrupted and egoistical nation in this region. Friendly Neighbours eh? What the hell does the Malaysian Government sitting in thier nappies for this time? Your (not me I don't vote) sacred vote has turned into an inaudible squeal with this government. I guess they are waiting for people like me to be elected Prime Minister, only then will somebody be brave enough to kick Susilo Bambang's ass back in the slumps. Camonla, do someting man! anything set up a kind of Geneva Convention, a Desmond Tutu treaty if you like to call it, but let the world know that we are suffering due to other nations relentlessness.

The reciepe is like this, you take a poor country, that has been through aeons of corruption and political & social debauchery, put in a lot of third world mentality countrymen that is spilling over the brim with over population, spread a nice layer of egotism by each and every tribe (bataks killing boyans, boyans exterminating maduras) sprinkle some poverty around and just a pinch of IMF generosity and finally end up with too small of a tray to bake the farcicality that you call a nation CAKE! And that my dear friends, is the truth. Every three to four months we have been putting up with our friendly neighbourhood 'Smogman' antics. A country too poor to import it's general necessities and resorting to 'planting thier own seeds of lust'. Have'nt these guys heard of hydrophonic or things like that?

Well my eyes burn, my skin itch, my nose flares by our friendly neighbour's attitude. It's a time we put a stop to it, they have been ruling this region with thier high handedness for too long! Down with the enviorenmental rapist! Now!