I Condemn You To Eternal Lust For Living...BLOOD!

First he wanted to be a 'bad boy' ------>

--- then stories start circulating---

KUALA LUMPUR: Works Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu can transform himself from "Dracula" into a saint if he makes a public apology, opposition leader Lim Kit Siang said.

Lim said Samy Vellu should apologise "for his earlier ‘bloodthirstiness’ in demanding that four opposition leaders be jailed for at least one year for blowing the whistle about the lopsided Litrak LDP concession".

Lim said this in a statement yesterday in reaction to the Works Minister’s interview in the New Sunday Times.

Samy Vellu had attributed his outburst about not being "the bad boy" of tolls to the opposition leader using the word "bloodthirsty" in reference to him and toll hikes.

"He was indirectly saying I’m a Dracula. Only a Dracula goes for blood," he said in the interview.

Lim said Samy Vellu should push for the Official Secrets Act investigation against the four opposition leaders over the toll concession to be halted.

The four opposition leaders Lim was refering to are: Pas treasurer Dr Hatta Ramli, Parti Keadilan Rakyat treasurer Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim, Keadilan information chief Tian Chua and Ronnie Liu, who heads the DAP’s bureau on non-governmental organisations.

The four were said to have announced that the government had guaranteed profits to Litrak, the concessionaire for the Lebuhraya Damansara-Puchong, in the agreement.

Under Section 8 of the OSA, a conviction for an offence carries a maximum jail term of 12 months.

Lim said yesterday that "Dracula" had not entered his mind when in his statement last Feb 3 he had demanded to know why Samy Vellu was "suddenly so bloodthirsty" as to demand opposition leaders be jailed.


Geddit? Then realizing that he had ADD he wanted to be way, way cooler than guys such as these ----->


which is why he transformed himself into this --->Very convenient don't you think?

'Come On' MyVi

Dexy's Midnights Runner + Datuk Radzi Sheikh Ahmad


PUTRAJAYA: “Kita derma (hadiah) kat rumah anak yatim lagi baik. Jangan harapkan kerajaan nak bagi Myvi, bukan nak bagi Mercedes, Rolls Royce. Myvi? Suatu yang kurang bijak tawarkan benda seperti itu kepada rakyat Malaysia untuk tukar MyKad. Itu tanggungjawab mereka,” kata Menteri Hal Ehwal Dalam Negeri, Datuk Seri Radzi Sheikh Ahmad.
Beliau mengulas laporan muka depan Metro Ahad, 11 Februari lalu, mengenai tindakan rakyat negara ini menyerbu kaunter Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara (JPN) dari 1 September hingga 30 November 2005 dengan harapan membawa pulang kereta Perodua Myvi yang dijanjikan kepada pemenang cabutan bertuah kempen Jom Tukar dan Menang MyKad.
Namun, lebih setahun berlalu dan pemenang kereta nasional itu masih belum diumumkan sehingga hari ini.
Kempen itu turut menawarkan hadiah keseluruhan bernilai RM350,000 termasuk skuter, enam televisyen 29 inci dan lima tiket penerbangan tiga hari dua malam ke Jakarta.

Ikuti temubual Radzi bersama wartawan mengenai isu berkenaan selepas majlis perhimpunan bulanan kementerian itu di sini, semalam.

WARTAWAN: Datuk Seri, mengenai buat MyKad dapat Myvi, apa perkembangan sekarang?
RADZI: Mana Myvi tu? Dah tinggal tiga roda saja ke (bergurau)...lupakan pasal MyVilah.
WARTAWAN: Tapi cabutan pun belum selesai lagi?
RADZI: Apa hadiah selain daripada Myvi?
(Ketua Pengarah Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara, Datuk Mohd Abdul Halim Muhammad memberitahu ada 88 hadiah sampingan seperti komputer dan televisyen).
WARTAWAN: Adakah berpunca daripada masalah bajet?
RADZI: Bukan masalah bajet.
WARTAWAN: Adakah hadiah itu ditaja?
RADZI: Ya ditaja, bukan masalah bajet. Kita derma (hadiah) kat rumah anak yatim lagi baik.
WARTAWAN: Bukankah itu dah dijanjikan?
RADZI: Saya tak setuju. Saya katakan, itu tanggungjawab rakyat untuk tukar MyKad.
WARTAWAN: Nanti orang nampak macam tipu?
RADZI: Siapa tipu siapa?
WARTAWAN: Tapi mereka (pemilik MyKad) dijanjikan Myvi?
RADZI: ‘Come on’, siapa yang berjanji?
WARTAWAN: Menteri yang umumkan?
RADZI: Itu menteri lama. Sekarang saya kata ‘come on’, takkan kerana Myvi nak tukar MyKad kena bagi upah pula. Kita tak tinggal dalam dunia seperti ini, ubah mentaliti seperti itu. Itu tanggungjawab rakyat tukar MyKad, takkan nak kena upah, semua benda kena upah, cabutan bertuah sana sini untuk menggalakkan rakyat Malaysia (tukar MyKad). Seolah-olah kita dikenali di seluruh dunia, kalau tak bagi upah mereka tak akan buat apa-apa. Mesti kena ada cabutan bertuah baru mereka datang...itu ‘rubbish’ (mengarut). Kita patut bagi tahu dunia, Malaysia ada kad yang bagus. Kita tukar kad, promote (promosi) kad ini yang cukup istimewa dan antara yang terbaik di dunia.

Jangan harapkan kerajaan nak bagi Myvi, bukan nak bagi Mercedes, Rolls Royce. Myvi? ‘Come on’.
WARTAWAN: Tapi kalau bagi orang bawah (rakyat), Myvi mungkin satu galakan?
RADZI: Itu saya cuba katakan. Kita ada 20 juta untuk cabut dapat Myvi, ternganga-nganga nak cabut nak dapat Myvi. Dua puluh juta berharap nak dapat Myvi, ‘come on’.
WARTAWAN: Boleh petik Datuk mengesahkan kementerian menarik balik hadiah itu?
RADZI: Ya.
WARTAWAN: Apa akan jadi dengan hadiah tu?
RADZI: Derma rumah anak yatim lah.
WARTAWAN: Maksud Datuk Seri, semua baki hadiah?
RADZI: Ya. Kita jual dan bagi rumah anak yatim, lagi manfaat. Siapa yang tak menang, dia kata alhamdulillah je.
WARTAWAN: Ada rumah anak yatim tertentu ke?
RADZI: Tidak, ada banyak rumah anak yatim. Saya kecewa dengan cabutan bertuah ni. Takkan orang Malaysia tak boleh dengan senang hati buat kad, buat jasa kepada negara. Ini kad nasional, satu hari akan jadi kad kerakyatan, saya mahu jadi begitu.
WARTAWAN: Pada peringkat awal nak menggalakkan MyKad, apa perancangan kementerian?
RADZI: Suatu yang kurang bijak tawarkan benda seperti itu kepada rakyat Malaysia untuk tukar MyKad. Itu tanggungjawab mereka.
WARTAWAN: Adakah promosi itu diluluskan Kabinet?
RADZI: (Senyap sekejap). Tak payahlah benda lekeh macam ini.
WARTAWAN: Tapi orang ramai mengadu?
RADZI: Sebab kamu semua bangkitkannya. Kalau tak, benda ini dah dilupakan. Hanya kerana kereta kecil jadi isu besar, nasional...nak cabut bertuah, walhal MyKad kad paling penting.
WARTAWAN: Nanti dilabel penipu?
RADZI: ‘Come on’, ini bukan tipu. Saya minta orang ramai lupakan (hadiah), biar jadi bertanggungjawab. Nak cabutan bertuah...lupakan. Kita dah masuk 2007, ekonomi bagus, biar jadi tanggungjawab pergi tukar dengan perasaan ikhlas bukan sebab cabutan bertuah.

Song title: Come On Eileen (Original)
Artist: Come On Eileen Performed by Dexy's Midnight Runners

Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono.
Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them.
Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.
Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
and we can sing just like our fathers.

Come on Eileen,
I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen.

These people round here wear beaten down eyes
Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is,
But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever.
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
Eileen I'll hum this tune forever.

Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's take off everything,
That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please.



Song title: Come On MyVi (Copy Controlled)
Artist: Come On MyVi Performed by Radhi’s Midday Robbery


Poor old public say,
Sounded mad on Astro, he moved a million hearts to be bodo.
Our brothers tried and went along and who'd blame them.
Now you're not won, not won; now I must say more than ever.
Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
And we can donate to charities, am I not cleaver?

Come on MyVi,
I swear (its rubbish) at this moment I can say nothing,
With the public impressed, not Mercedes or Rolls Royce?
Ah come on MyVi.

These people say we’re liars and I don’t give a goat’s ass
All gone to smoke, because our budget’s burst and they’s all in tears,
But not us, no not us cuz Azmi’s not so young nor clever.
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
MyVi you’ll hum this tune forever.

Come on MyVi, I swear, and I mean,
Ah come on let's donate everything,
The lies and nothingness MyVi (yes I confess)
Ah come on let's, ah come on MyVi, please.

Jangan marah yea Datuk, sekadar berjenaka je :)

Moonlighting Politicians

I have this nagging theory that Malaysian politicians moonlights as comedic actors.
I have been paddling this theory to people around me and thus, I submit the proof here for all of you to witness. I'm not kidding! I for one have been studying the movements of these politician/comedian doppleganggers and on several occasions I have witness these politicians and their alter-ego at the very same venue that the other is suppose to appear. Therefore I'm issuing a warning to you folks out there, not to take these politicians too seriously, (some of you do actually) and view thier comments with a pinch of salt, for they are human after all. Que sera-sera...whatever will be will be, the future's not ours to see, Que sera-sera, what will be will be.

Could a PSP make my life happy?

haha, happy gilmoure sangat, no i don't think the answer for that question would be a yes (not to a certain extent) but what the hey, lemme see, sony has just released WRC on PSP, thats a plus, since WRC and Gran Tourismo is the very reason i need a PSP around....and there's video on demand, hmmm..could convert my dvd's or div-x movies into compressed MPEG-4 file movies to waste the non-precious time away on the plance and in the bus (i still have those dreaded trips to Kedah by the looks of it), but as far as wireless and game mobility...hmmm, can't have that yet...apa lagi arrr? MUST remember not to bring it on dates, boleh terbang ini barang kalau tak berhati hati...hehehe...kidding loo..babygirl
Web surfing, definately a plus point, WI-FI at hotspots could'nt be that bad, sekarang ni pon tak puas hati with the O2 cuz screen kecik sangat, apa ke jadah yang nampak? Tapi...it's using memory stick duo, thats a bummer, mahal......hmmmmm
Now i gotta weight down all the possibilties (to be continued...)

Kenapa bila aku beli semua orang nak beli?

Barua betul la! bila aku beli O2 orang nak beli O2, aku beli suzuki swift, orang pon nak beli suzuki swift, aku beli radio baru, orang pon nak radio baru, ente tolong kidnap la sama ana.....!

I guess it's kinda true as my beloved cutie pie always use to say, that pisces are the trend setters.
Apa je orang pisces ni pakai, or use orang binatang...eh bintang lain mesti nak punya la, tak bleh tengok orang senang lenggang kangkong sikit la. Camni nak kena tukar alloy rims OZ Racing tu cepat cepat...cuz orang pisces pon are really such individualistic lot. hmmm....duit kena simpan jugak la kan for the big day, cam ni nak kena tukar kerja pulak kan?hmmm...hope I wont make too many of decisions such as these when I'm at the top of my profession. haha

Well I guess two pisces are better then one then...oi, why are you swimming to the other direction la babygirl?....lohhhhh

Long and Winding Road

uish, it's been quite sometime since I write anything here. Been too busy I guess wit the bloody Tabung Haji people. A bunch of whiny baby boopers thats the whole lot of 'em. Sekali aku panggil hantu raya/doppegangger aku pi rumah depa baru depa tau. but I'm not as bad as that, I convince myself that I'm a good guy each and every day...best tu. Tapi sometimes tak bleh nak tahan jugak la kan. I view myself as a moderately patient man. Very moderate (i think) but kalau dah haji tu perangai pon cam budak pejabat kelas tiga, adus gila pak mau bunuh diri itu. I mean..it's hardly a fact that we all know Tabung Haji has little professionalism in them at all....but sometimes kesian la kan kat pakcik makcik yang berkobar kobar simpan duit dalam TH but orang dalam dia perangai kalah Firaun.

Well here's hoping for a better turn this year yea, semoga rezeki bertambah and not too hoping on a bunch of ass kissers like them to get me some food on the table. And for parters I'd like to give them this token my appreciation for thier kind heartedness and good deed they have bestowed upon me...oh thank you blessed souls!!!

Balls & Chain

Upon the advice of my better half, I am writing this piece, about my latest fashion accessory, that is a small cute padlock with a foot length chainlink. (View attached pic). Oh why for all reasons would you ask I accomodate such an 'uncool' substance in my pocket (at all times now) whenever I am going out? Because of the bloody 'Satans' that frequent the shopping mall 'surau' thats why! We o-er...I'm not suppose to curse at this time of the month, but I pray night and day to God that my sins would be transfered to whomever took my beloved pair of shoes the other day after performing the Maghrib prayers at One Utama. Satan is actually the quite right term to pronouce for these mogrels due to thier nonchalant and brazen acts of stealing one's possessions in the Holy Month of Ramadhan. As God had placed it so right when He told that on the Holy month of Ramadhan the demons would be bound and chained. Therefore a simple deduction would persay that one lets himself be transformed into that demon once he acknoledges to commit an act of sin - in this case stealing my pair of shoes!

Actually tis not the first time it had happned in this Holy Month. At several times during the month of Ramadhan for the past decade it had happned to me. Once in masjid Jamek, Jalan TAR, another was in a mosque in Subang Jaya and the other time would be at the TTDI mosque (the old surau). Well maybe God is trying to send me a sign or something, maybe in the afterlife I would be wearing nice shoes all the way and all those individuals that had stole my shoes would be slipping it on my sweet feet like Mr. Cinderella..haha...what fun!

Thus came the idea of the padlock and chainlink, actually it had occured to me a few times prior to this event, but so true as a Pisces would be, I neglected to follow my instincts, therefore as a result another shoe had gone into the abyss of all lost shoes (wherever that is). So recently I've been trying out my new 'insurance' with filtering glances whenever I'm locking and unlocking my gadget. To hell with them, as if they put food on my table! I'm protecting my own self interest here, since that the best assurance one could ever get in determining his hard earned cash and relentless time looking and trying to find the right pair does not happen to be the new conquest of another asshole pretending to be a perfect example of a Muslim.

I now pray in peace, God save me from all evil of mankind and the followers of The Astray.

Marah! Marah! Marah!

hahaha...sounds a bit like tora! tora! tora! right? The famous film about the invasion of pearl Harbour by the Japanese Army. Well that's exactly how I feel these days, stressed out, angry, frustrated, deprived, abandoned, cheated,...etc. By whom you may say? Well by our all time friendly neighbours, the Indonesians. Camon la wey, to put a reason of not having adequate manpower to monitor as you put it' forest fire' is absolutely horse shit lah! The main problem stems from an equally spread out all force corruption from the tip to the roots.

I guess Indonesians just love to procreate wildly and madly, thats why the invented the Jamu and susuk! Well alas thier tireless demenour has borne sweet fruit. Not only are they the most populated country in the world, they are also the most corrupted and egoistical nation in this region. Friendly Neighbours eh? What the hell does the Malaysian Government sitting in thier nappies for this time? Your (not me I don't vote) sacred vote has turned into an inaudible squeal with this government. I guess they are waiting for people like me to be elected Prime Minister, only then will somebody be brave enough to kick Susilo Bambang's ass back in the slumps. Camonla, do someting man! anything set up a kind of Geneva Convention, a Desmond Tutu treaty if you like to call it, but let the world know that we are suffering due to other nations relentlessness.

The reciepe is like this, you take a poor country, that has been through aeons of corruption and political & social debauchery, put in a lot of third world mentality countrymen that is spilling over the brim with over population, spread a nice layer of egotism by each and every tribe (bataks killing boyans, boyans exterminating maduras) sprinkle some poverty around and just a pinch of IMF generosity and finally end up with too small of a tray to bake the farcicality that you call a nation CAKE! And that my dear friends, is the truth. Every three to four months we have been putting up with our friendly neighbourhood 'Smogman' antics. A country too poor to import it's general necessities and resorting to 'planting thier own seeds of lust'. Have'nt these guys heard of hydrophonic or things like that?

Well my eyes burn, my skin itch, my nose flares by our friendly neighbour's attitude. It's a time we put a stop to it, they have been ruling this region with thier high handedness for too long! Down with the enviorenmental rapist! Now!